oswaldmajor: Biology and Chemistry
graduation year: 2006
job-related goal: teaching
hometown: Pittsburgh, PA

quote: “the creator made women to please the eyes and trouble the mind”, “as you wish”

heroes: my brother
favorite intramural sport: bowling
favorite professional sport: football
favorite word(s): spiffy, awesome, schmagecky
goofy animal choice: giraffe… I think
hobbies: reading, dungeons and dragons, video games, sucking at life, anything else nerdy.